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六个单词就能写成的虐心小说。
For sale:baby shoes,never used.
转卖:婴鞋,全新。
Introduced myself to mother again today.
今天又向妈妈介绍了自己。
My father finally quit smoking forever.
我的父亲终能永远戒烟了。
Sorry soldier, shoes sold in pairs.
对不起士兵,鞋子按双出售。
Finally spoke to her. Left flowers.
在我终能向她倾诉后。我留了一束花在那。
“Siri, delete ‘Mom’ from my contacts.”
“Siri,把‘妈妈’从通讯录中删除。”
Shaved my head to match hers.
我剃了光头来和她相配。
I met my soulmate. She didn’t.
我遇见了我的梦中情人。但她没有。
They lived happily ever after. Separately.
从此他们过上了幸福的生活。分别。
I ate my wedding cake. Alone.
我独自一人吃完了我的结婚蛋糕。
What’s your return policy on rings?
你们对戒指有退货政策么?
You took everything except my apology.
你带走了一切,除了我的道歉。
I destroy myself so you can’t.
我已经毁了自己,所以你毁不了我了。
Forever only lasted for six months.
“永远”只剩下最后六个月了。
They both cried. Their newborn didn't.
他们都哭了。他们的新生儿却没有。
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