来来来，讲个鬼故事给我听（9.10更新）

闲窗月

静等鬼故事催眠。

苏紫烟

via Jmperson：
我生命中看到的最后一幕是床头的闹钟闪烁着12：07，她用尖锐指甲的手撕开了我的身体。
我一下子惊醒了起来，汗毛直立，意识到这只是个梦。
这时我看到旁边闹钟显示着12：06，而我的房门吱吱打开了......

苏紫烟

via Drrd777：
女孩听到她妈妈在楼下大喊让她下楼，于是她开起门。
这时她妈妈冲进来猛把她塞回房间，“我也听到了”。

苏紫烟

via Calamitosity：
我们躲在墙角，她问我为什么喘气声那么粗。
但我没有。

苏紫烟

via JustAnotherMuffledVo：
我把他抱到了床上。“爸爸，帮我检查下，床底下是不是有妖怪？”
我趴下去把视线移到床下，准备替他验证并借机嘲笑他一番。
在床下，另一个他发抖着说“爸爸，床上那个人是谁？”

苏紫烟

加班到半夜，打算进家门就躺下休息。
开了门，摸向电灯开关。
但只摸到另一只冰冷的手。

苏紫烟

醒来发现我手机多了一张我睡觉时的照片。
但我一个人住。

苏紫烟

大半夜对着镜子猜拳，我居然连赢五局。

苏紫烟

妻子大叫一声，从浴室跑了出来，颤抖着说，"我在镜子里看不到自己，好可怕！"丈夫安慰着她，自己走进浴室去探究竟，过了一会儿，他面无表情的走了出来，妻子紧张的看着他，他目光呆滞，"镜子没问题。"他又裂嘴一笑，"我在镜子里面看到你了啊。"

苏紫烟

一天回家站在窗口看见楼下有一个披头散发的女的站在那，我奇怪把我朋友叫来看看。
朋友来我到屋里站在窗前看了，一下抓着我的手就跑。
我觉得莫名奇妙，问朋友，为什么要跑啊。
朋友说，那玻璃是反光的，那个披头散发的女的一直在你屋里！

苏紫烟

匆匆坐在尚有余溫的馬桶圈上，我突然想起自己是一個人住。

苏紫烟

半夜睡醒想喝水下床时踩到一只手。

苏紫烟

独自在家洗澡，洗到一半，门铃响了。
满头泡沫围着浴巾跑去开门，门外空无一人。
这时，浴室里传来莲蓬头被打开的水声。

苏紫烟

我们坐在高高的骨堆上面，听妈妈讲，那过去的事情~~

苏紫烟

Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds 出过一张专辑 Murder Ballads, 谋杀歌谣，一共十首歌，讲了九件谋杀案，约有64个人被杀掉。个人觉得比较经典的几首如下：

1) Song of Joy

　　 讲的是一个流落街头失魂落魄的男人讲述有一天他回家后看到妻子JOY和三个女儿的尸体，被凶手用电线胶布捆起来用刀捅死后丢在睡袋里。叙述者的声音如泣如诉，悲凉压抑。
Joy had been bound with electrical tape
In her mouth a gag
She'd been stabbed repeatedly
And stuffed into a sleeping bag
In their very cots my girls were robbed of their lives
Method of murder much the same as my wife's
Method of murder much the same as my wife's
It was midnight when I arrived home
Said to the police on the telephone
Someone's taken four innocent lives
They never caught the man
He's still on the loose
It seems he has done many many more
Quotes john milton on the walls in the victim's blood
The police are investigating at tremendous cost
In my house he wrote * his red right hand *
That, I'm told is from paradise lost
The wind round here gets wicked cold
But my story is nearly told
I fear the morning will bring quite a frost

2) Henry Lee
女孩有一个叫Henry Lee的情人，他们喜欢在古井边约会，并把井边飞舞的小鸟推倒井里淹死。 有一天Henry Lee对女孩说他要分手因为他爱上了另一个柔弱如小鸟的姑娘。女孩说让我最后吻你一次吧，然后在男人俯身过来亲吻的时候用手中紧攥着一把刀捅了一下又一下，然后将男人的尸体推入了井里。
A little bird lit down on henry lee
She leaned herself against a fence
Just for a kiss or two
And with a little pen-knife held in her hand
She plugged him through and through
And the wind did roar and the wind did moan
La la la la la
La la la la lee
A little bird lit down on henry lee
Come take him by his lilly-white hands
Come take him by his feet
And throw him in this deep deep well
Which is more than one hundred feet
And the wind did howl and the wind did blow
La la la la la
La la la la lee
A little bird lit down on henry lee
Lie there, lie there, little henry lee
Till the flesh drops from your bones
For the girl you have in that merry green land
Can wait forever for you to come home
And the wind did howl and the wind did moan



3) Where the wild roses grow
　　 一个男人对一个叫Elisa的女孩一见钟情，并且叫她Wild Rose。他们共约会3天，第一天他敲开了女孩的门并且成了女孩的第一个男人，第二天男人送给女孩一朵野玫瑰并说你愿意跟我一起去看看野玫瑰长在哪里吗，第三天他把她带到长满了野玫瑰的河边，他吻了她，对她说All beauty must die，然后用石头把她砸死了。整个故事都是以女孩的视角叙述的。这首歌是我整张专辑里最喜欢的一首，旋律十分凄美。
On the third day, he took me to the river
He showed me the roses and we kissed
And the last thing I heard was a muttered word
As he knelt above me with a rock in his fist
On the last day, I took her where the wild roses grow
She lay on the bank, the wind light as a thief
And I kissed her goodbye, said, "All beauty must die"
And I lent down and planted a rose between her teeth
They call me 'The Wild Rose'
But my name was Elisa Day
Why they call me it, I do not know
For my name was Elisa Day

4）The Curse of Millhaven
小镇Millhaven最近不太平，bill家的孩子脑袋被打碎，口袋里塞满了石子被扔进小河里。o'rye教授家的狗被钉在了他家大门上，工人joe的头颅在市长家的喷泉里被发现了。有一群小孩子在冰湖上玩雪橇，冰很薄的湖面上的警示牌被偷走了，导致20个小孩被淹死在冰冷的湖水里。今天一个老太太被刀捅了，在临死之前她大喊杀手是住在街对面的Loretta。于是她被抓住了，供认了一切罪行，除了学校老师的女儿Biko不是她而是另外两个变态高中生杀的。
Yes, it is i, lottie. the curse of millhaven
I've struck horror in the heart of this town
Like my eyes ain't green and my hair ain't yellow
It's more like the other way around
I gotta pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming
La la la la la la la lie
Sooner or later we all gotta die
Since I was no bigger than a weavil they've been saying i
Was evil
That if bad was a boot that I'd fit it
That I'm a wicked young lady, but I've been trying hard
Lately
O fuck it! I'm a monster! I admit it!
It makes me so mad my blood really starts a-going
La la la la la la la lie
Mama always told me that we all gotta die
Yeah, I drowned the blakey kid, stabbed mrs. colgate, i
Admit
Did the handyman with his circular saw in his garden shed
But I never crucified little biko, that was two junior
High school psychos
Stinky bohoon and his friend with the pumpkin-sized head
I'll sing to the lot, now you got me going
La la la la la la la lie
All god's children have all gotta die
There were all the others, all our sisters and brothers
You assumed were accidents, best forgotten
Recall the children who broke through the ice on lake
Tahoo?
Everyone assumed the warning signs had
Followed them to the bottom
Well, they're underneath the house where I do quite a bit
Of stowing
La la la la la la la lie
Even twenty little children, they had to die
And the fire of '91 that razed the bella vista slum
There was the biggest shit-fight this country's ever seen
Insurance companies ruined, land lords getting sued
All cause of wee girl with a can of gasoline
Those flames really roared when the wind started blowing
La la la la la la la lie
Rich man, poor man, all got to die
Well I confessed to all these crimes and they put me on
Trial
I was laughing when they took me away
Off to the asylum in an old black mariah
It ain't home, but you know, it's fucking better than
Jail
It ain't such bad old place to have a home in
La la la la la la la lie
All god's children they all gotta die
Now I got shrinks that will not rest with their endless
Rorschach tests
I keep telling them they're out to get me
They ask me if I feel remorse and I answer, why of
Course!
There is so much more I could have done if they'd let
Me!
So it's rorschach and prozac and everything is groovy
Singing la la la la la la la lie
All god's children they all have to die
La la la la la la la lie
I'm happy as a lark and everything is fine
Singing la la la la la la la lie
Yeah, everything is groovy and everything is fine
Singing la la la la la la la lie
All god's children they gotta die

5）O'malley's Bar
一个男人在一座小镇上生活了三十年，却从来没有人关心他。人们对他都视若无睹，一天他走进O'malley酒吧，酒吧里都是人，却没有一个人在意他，o’malley也对他很冷淡。于是他终于爆发了，掏出手枪打死了o'malley。用酒桶把O'MALLEY的老婆杀死了，掐死了他们的女儿siobhan。接着他打死了caffrey，Mrs. richard holmes和她丈夫，Mr.Brooks, Richardson, 转头一看地板上的jerry居然还在笑，于是用烟灰缸把砸死了。之后杀死了准备逃跑的henry davenport，最近刚刚离婚的kathleen carpenter。 最后他问坐在椅子上的vincent你知道我是谁吗，vincent说不我不知道，于是vincent也被杀了。歌曲的最后警察来了，他被逮捕后开始在警车里数他一共杀了几个人。
When I shot him, I was so handsome
It was the light, it was the angle
Huh! hmmmmmm
Neighbours! I cried, friends! i
Screamed
I banged my fist upon the bar
I bear no grudge against you!
And my dick felt long and hard
I am the man for which no God waits
But for which the whole world yearns
I'm marked by darkness and by blood
And one thousand powder-burns
Well, you know those fish with the swollen lips
That clean the ocean floor
When I looked at poor o'malley's wife
That's exactly what I saw
I jammed the barrel under her chin
And her face looked raw and vicious
Her head it landed in the sink
With all the dirty dishes
Her little daughter siobhan
Pulled beers from dusk till down
And amongst the townfolk she was a bit of a joke
But she pulled the best beer in town
I swooped magnificent upon her
As she sat shivering in her grief
Like the madonna painted on the church-house wall
In whale's blood and banana leaf
Her throat it crumbled in my fist
And I spun heroically around
To see caffrey rising from his seat
I shot that mother fucker down
Mmmmmmmmmm yeah yeah yeah
I have no free will, I sang
As I flew about the murder
Mrs. richard holmes, she screamed
You really should have heard her
I sang and I laughed, I howled and I wept
I panted like a pup
I blew a hole in mrs. richard holmes
And her husband stupidly stood up
As he screamed, you are an evil man
And I paused a while to wonder
If I have no free will then how can i
Be morally culpable, I wonder
I shot richard holmes in the stomach
And gingerly he sat down
And he whispered weirdly, no offense
And then lay upon the ground
None taken, I replied to him
To which he gave a little cough
With blazing wings I neatly aimed
And blew his head completely off
I've lived in this town for thirty years
And to no-one I am a stranger
And I put new bullets in my gun
Chamber upon chamber
And I turned my gun on the bird-like mr. brookes
I thought of saint francis and his sparrows
And as I shot down the youthful richardson
It was st. sebastian I thought of, and his arrows
Hhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmm
I said, I want to introduce myself
And I am glad that all you came
And I leapt upon the bar
And shouted out my name
Well jerry bellows, he hugged his stool
Closed his eyes and shrugged and laughed
And with an ashtray as big as a fucking really big brick
I split his head in half
His blood spilled across the bar
Like a steaming scarlet brook
And I knelt at it's edge on the counter
Wiped the tears away and looked
Well, the light in there was blinding
Full of God and ghosts of truth
I smiled at henry davenport
Who made an attempt to move
Well, from the position I was standing
The strangest thing I ever saw
The bullet entered through the top of his chest
And blew his bowels out on the floor
Well I floated down the counter
Showing no remorse
I shot a hole in kathleen carpenter
Recently divorced
But remorse I felt and remorse I had
It clung to every thing
From the raven's hair upon my head
To the feathers on my wings
Remorse sqeezed my hand in it's fradulent claw
With it's golden hairless chest
And I glided through the bodies
And killed the fat man vincent west
Who sat quietly in his chair
A man become a child
And I raised the gun up to his head
Executioner-style
He made no attempt to resist
So fat and dull and lazy
Did you know I lived in your street? I said
And he looked at me as though I were crazy
O, he said, I had no idea
And he grew as quiet as a mouse
And the roar of the pistol when it went off
Near blew that hat right off the house